Comments for Fear the Tigerclaw

Comment on Not My Proudest Moment: The Butterfly Effect by peri

peri — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 07:28:09 +0000

dude…when i was little my family went to marine world, and we went into the butterfly world exhibit, and a gynormous butterfly, the kind with the pretend eyeballs on their wings, landed on my butt, and i screamed, cried, and ran into the cave…and my whole family laughed at me….for many years. i feel your pain dude. i feel it. lol.

Comment on Not My Proudest Moment: The Impromptu Waterbed Part 2 by peri

peri — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 17:49:41 +0000

id say this is more “not her proudest moment” then yours lol.

Comment on Translating Man-speak by Erika Jordan

Erika Jordan — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 03:55:33 +0000

I would like to respond as “what woman hears”

1. He has mommy issues, and needs to cut the cord.
2. He is into anal.
3. Not only is he into anal but he wants to lick my ass.
4. Humm… Maybe he’ll eat me out?
5. Now five ” if your hot enough” this may work if you pull our hair at the same time.
6. Fuck this guy has Roofies I better watch my drink. He probably has chloroform too.
7. No one likes to hear of a dead dick even if it’s in her ass or not. Right ladies?
8. ——————-

Comment on The Infamous Friend Graph by Erika Jordan

Erika Jordan — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 03:32:08 +0000

Eh ~20 and beyond

Comment on Not My Proudest Moment: The Inadvertent Invasion of the Women’s Room Story by PondScum

PondScum — Wed, 25 May 2011 14:35:11 +0000

When a sketchmo inquires into how you are enjoying your vacation, they are attempting to verify that you are in fact a tourist. You have to respond back directly that you’re not a tourist, that you live there. It’ll at least leave them confused long enough for you to gain some distance.

Or you could just stab him in the face.

Comment on Not My Proudest Moment: The Time I Accidentally Dated a Dude by PondScum

PondScum — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 05:14:37 +0000

You broke that poor man’s heart.

Comment on Not My Proudest Moment: The Hotel Toilet Affair by PS

PS — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 16:42:53 +0000

Note #1 They have your credit card on file.

Note #2 If you call the lobby and ask for a plunger, they will gladly leave one outside your door and walk away so you will not have to look at them with the shame of having just taken a massively over-sized shit.

Comment on What’s In A Name? by PS

PS — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 16:09:23 +0000

I would say MAR – SUE
or Mah-Sue on a lazy day.

Comment on What’s In A Name? by PS

PS — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 16:06:59 +0000

you pronounce your name with a hard c, like a k?

::shakes head

and is that a long o or more like an ew?

i need some IPA pronunciation standards here to see if you are pronouncing your name in the incorrect way we feel is correct in louisiana.

People would likely give it a long O as if it were eaux or aux because Marceaux is a common name around here (with a soft c).

If the first syllable has an OU we’ll say it correctly. If a second or subsequent syllable is OU, then it’s anybody’s guess.

Comment on Not My Proudest Moment: The Hotel Toilet Affair by Amy

Amy — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 07:48:46 +0000

Awsome