Comedian Abel Jaramillo returns to the show to discuss an incident that happened in his early 20’s that involved him hitting a pedestrian on the freeway, a dead body, and him having to eventually turn himself in to the authorities. Listen during Happy Hour to hear the entire, crazy story. In Stupid/Drunken News we meet a Maryland man who had a four hour standoff with police after someone took a bite of his sandwich, and as always, Sam and Matt review the beers on What’s On Tap.
Plus, Matt Says A Movie Thing, and our first Dead Celebrity of 2017 is revealed!
Sam and Matt review beer from Sierra Nevada out of Chico, California and Rogue Ales from Newport, Oregon. Sam’s worlds collide as his OTHER podcast host, Chris Cullen, joins us for “Happy Hour” to discuss his show, “Perfectville”, being a part of radio history with Dan LeBatard during the “Tim Hardaway Incident”, performing Improv comedy and his role as a “Thrillcaster” for Carowinds Theme Parks.
And in “Stupid/Drunken News”, a German man gets in trouble with the law after beating the crap out of another man’s rear end with an 11″ sausage…
The next President Of The United States will be elected on November 8th. But given the choices, Matt Somerville and Sam Marcoux figured it was best to give their audience a TRUE third option. The boys run down what they would do if they were President. Everything from exploding cars, to healthy junk food and finally getting their hover boards that movies promised to them in their childhood, Sam and Matt right the nation’s wrongs. Or at least, they give themselves stuff that they want.
Plus, a man gets a DUI while driving a bar stool. Yep, you read that right.
We officially introduce a new segment called, “Matt Says A Movie Thing”, and of course, BEER REVIEWS!
Comedian David Lew joins the show to talk about his decade long run in stand-up comedy, his never ending fight against cancer, and how getting scammed out of $80, was the best money he ever spent. David suffers from a rare type of cancer that isn’t curable. Having been diagnosed officially in 2014, David discusses how he was unofficially told he had it in 2012 and why he did nothing about it, at the time.
Plus, Matt returns to the show to review Three Philosophers by Brewery Ommegang out of Cooperstown, New York. Meanwhile Sam reviews Frucht Blueberry by Bruery Terreux, out of Orange County, California. Matt also debuts a new segment, cleverly called, “Matt Says A Movie Thing” where he recommends a movie for your viewing pleasure each week.
And of course…Stupid/Drunken News brings us to New Mexico where a man is caught by the cops after trying to steal doughnuts…shocking.
Sam and Matt return in an EPIC podcast that discusses the best and worst movies of Steven Spielberg’s illustrious career. From reviving dinosaurs in the 1990’s to setting back race relations in the 1970’s, Mr. Spielberg has had quite the career. Known primarily for his amazing films, many people don’t realize how crap-tastic some of Steven’s movies are and were. Matt unravels his knowledge of the famous director and fills you in one what flicks are the best, and more importantly, which ones are the worst.
Additionally, in Stupid/Drunken News, a man crashes his car while driving drunk…and playing Pokemon Go. And as always, Matt and Sam review two new beers during the What’s On Tap segment. This week we tackle beers from San Diego’s Ballast Point and Bear Republic out of Healdsburg, California.
Noah Gain from the “Shane & Gain Podcast” sits down with Sam at Cobb’s Comedy Club in San Francisco to discuss Noah’s start in comedy, his infertility discovery and the green room faux pas that caused him to get the nickname, “D’Angelo”. Plus, Jeff Koenig delivers awful pick up lines and both he and Noah reveal how they are victims of a fellow comedian.
Plus, Matt re-joins the show to discuss his newborn son, what his first drink was after the birth and why drinking beer has become more difficult after having a child.
Additionally, we review Deschutes Brewery’s Black Butte Porter, as well as Anheuser-Busch’s Bud Light Chelada.
And in Stupid/Drunken news, we find out what cities in the United States, are the most drunk.
The Tommy Lama joins the show from The Laugh Factory in Las Vegas, Nevada to talk about his previously wasted life, his ideas to help unionize the Nudie Card Slappers of America and explain the benefits of gun violence. The Tommy Lama can be seen, enlightening the masses at The Laugh Factory inside the Tropicana Hotel and Casino on The Strip in Las Vegas, Thursday through Monday.
Professional Wrestler and Stand-Up Comedian, Mikey G (AKA Sea Bass) joined the show to explain his recent arrest in St. Louis at The Funny Bone. During this leg of his national comedy tour, the Cotton Mouth Comedy Tour, Mikey found himself in his hometown of St. Louis, Missouri. While headlining the local comedy club for friends, family and fans, an incident broke out that ended with Mikey G behind bars. In addition, Mikey discusses his pro wrestling career and lets us know when to be concerned about blood loss while battling in the squared circle.
Plus, Matt and Sam review Pick Six Pilsner by Pizza Port Brewing Company, as well as Denogginizer by Drake’s Brewing Company.
And in Stupid/Drunken News, Germany now has underground pipes to pump beer from the brewery, directly to the bottling plant. European ingenuity at its finest!
This week Sam and Matt discuss the best and worst movies of Hollywood Director, Quentin Tarantino. From groundbreaking films to forgettable westerns, the world famous movie maker has dipped his toes into many movie genres with varying degrees of success. Find out what hit film of his made it on the worst list!
Plus, the guys review the beers “Optimator” by Spaten and “9 To 5 Pale Ale” by Working Man Brewing Company.
And in a new segment called, “Stupid/Drunken News”, Matt and Sam talk about the 5-second rule after a recent article on the topic dropped onto the internet floor (don’t worry, we picked it up in four seconds). Read all about it here.
Sam and Matt trade drunken stories of yesteryear. From throwing up in taxi cabs, to peeing in bushes. And which one of the two of them jumped out of a hotel window without ever spilling a drop of his beer? Find out in this week’s episode of Predictably Drunk: Smart People Talking About Stupid Things.
Predictably Drunk has reached 50 episodes! And what better way to celebrate this minor achievement than to make you listen to some of the highlights from the first 49, right? Right. From musical guests to porn stars and a ton of comics, the podcast has been a lot of fun to produce, and listen to.
Sam and Matt discuss some of the unwritten rules of comedy. In other word,s the nonsense rules that people are too lazy to write down and post somewhere in the club for aspiring comedians to read and learn. Listen and learn what the number one unwritten rule of comedy is, and how to easily avoid it. Plus, if you think running the light isn’t a big deal, find out why you are dead wrong.
In addition, Matt can’t pronounce, or spell, Lagunitas correctly, despite the label of the beer being directly in front of him while we podcast. Ross Baker gets his verbal beatdown from your Predictably Drunk Heroes, and more! Not much more…but some…okay, very little else, but whatever. Just listen and enjoy.
Sam returns from being on the road for comedy and discusses his recent gigs in Reno, Lake Tahoe, San Luis Obispo, and Sunnyvale as part of Rooster T. Feathers’ annual comedy competition. In addition, Matt joins in to discuss his recent back troubles that include slipped discs in his back that will require surgery.
Plus, the show welcomes it’s official announcer, Ross Baker, to the show. Ross and his “Golden Voice of Tremendousness”, come to the show from Reno, Nevada where he works as a professional announcer for live events, radio and more. Which begs the quesiton…why the hell is he slumming it with us?
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Sam is drunk and on the road for comedy, so Matt interviews ComicCon Exhibitor and artist, Jon Bolerjack. Jon is a former Production Artist at DC Comics, and Inker at Wildstorm, as well as Aspen Comics. He is currently working with Stan Lee (yes THAT Stan Lee) on a video project in addition to selling his unique brand of art online, and at comic book conventions around the world.
Jon and Matt discuss Jon’s background and how he got into the comic book industry, as well as the hardships of working over 20 trade shows a year. Jon gives his top five drawbacks of comic book conventions and yes, comic book fan’s body odor is on the list. In addition, Jon tells us what Stan Lee is really like and what the creator of The Marvel Universe’s future plans include.
Additionally, Jon gives you, the nerds, helpful hints on how to navigate through San Diego ComicCon, as well as what to NOT ask Stan Lee and what NOT to do when visiting the various exhibitors at these shows.
Sam and Matt discuss the WORST fast food restaurant chains around. From disappointing pizza parlors, to bland, over hyped California staples, and even the restaurants that are guaranteed to give you splatter ass upon consumption of their product, we explore the worst of the worst to save your arteries and butt holes from exploding.
Plus, Sam is deathly ill and has a ruptured ear drum and Matt is suffering from an epidural shot in his spine, but both power through for the sake of the show. You’re welcome!
In one of the best podcasts to date, Sam and Matt discuss the hardships of getting sponsors and endorsement deals for the show because of the word “drunk,” in the title. To remedy that, they spit ball some alternate names for the show to try and appeal to advertisers as a whole. The results are hilarious and disturbing. Plus, Matt drinks a non-Oregon beer, Sam talks about snake humping and of course, boobs!
Sam and Matt trade drunken stories of their past. Which one of us has a propensity for stripping down to our boxers and walking around in public? Was it Sam or Matt that had a naked man throw up all over them? Plus, drunken time traveling, random photos of people in our phone and Matt has an abundance of broken clocks in his home.
Sam discusses being recognized by people from his professional wrestling days while doing comedy. Additionally, Sam discusses the weirdest things that have happened to him once he has been recognized by fans on the street. Matt reminisces about his high school backyard wrestling federation and how he almost accidentally killed his friend by throwing him off the roof of his house.
Sam also gives tips about how to properly dispense the beer from your growler, Matt wonders aloud what a meeting between Sam and his biological father might be like and Matt calls Sam old in creative and mean ways.
Sam and Matt discuss the overabundance of social networking on the Internet. From Facebook, to Twitter, to Instagram and every other online gathering spot, the boys discuss the ridiculousness of it all, as well as the necessity for it’s existence. In addition, Matt randomly starts bleeding for no apparent reason and Sam recalls getting the bubble guts from insanely hot salsa recently while in Monterey, California.
Sam and Matt take on the ultimate nerd debate and finally settle which franchise is better: Star Wars or Star Trek? Plus, Matt talks about going to film festivals, Sam mocks Matt’s musical tastes and of course, beer. Lots and lots of beer.
2015 is coming to an end, but not before one last episode of Predictably Drunk is brewed! Sam discusses his recent troubles with a certain corporate pizza chain, getting his bank accounts hacked and experiencing his first Comedy Roast Battle, which is the new, hot trend in stand-up comedy.
In addition, Sam introduces his new, permanent co-host in what might be, the least amount of fan fare possible. Matt Somerville joins Sam to discuss his new role on the show, drink copious amounts of beer and give his perspective on all things within the entertainment industry.
The latest episode of Predictably Drunk sees Sam and Matt Somerville discussing the WORST HOLIDAY MOVIES EVER. From snowmen that come alive due to a magical harmonica, to Santa Claus reuniting with his brother, and yes, even Arnold himself, chasing down a Turbo Man for his kid, the Holidays bring us goodwill, cheer, and awful, awful movies.
Find out which Christmas Clunkers made the naughty list and be sure to thank us later when you are able to avoid these on basic cable. Remember folks, we watched these bad movies so that you don’t have to.
Predictably Drunk welcomes Matt Somerville as the guest this week in an extended version of the show. Matt discusses working with Dane Cook, Harrison Ford, Halle Berry and many others of the Hollywood Elite. He also shares a hilarious story about meeting and working with Keanu Reeves.
Sam rants about the systemic problem of comedians, and shares his list of Hollywood starlets that he would love to have sex with. Find out who made the list and what fetish Matt reveals about himself. Plus, a new feature called, “Best Worst Joke of the Week,” and more!