Food is awesome. But some foods are not awesome. The following is a list of the less than stellar bags of chips I have had the displeasure of trying. 5: Lay’s Original BBQ Too much flavoring and way too greasy. Grabbing a handful of chips out of the bag shouldn’t feel like you shoved your hand up a pig’s ass and parading it around like a … Continue reading The Five Worst Bags Of Chips On Planet Earth
Comedian Abel Jaramillo returns to the show to discuss an incident that happened in his early 20’s that involved him hitting a pedestrian on the freeway, a dead body, and him having to eventually turn himself in to the authorities. Listen during Happy Hour to hear the entire, crazy story. In Stupid/Drunken News we meet a Maryland man who had a four hour standoff with police after … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 7: Abel Jaramillo Runs Over A Guy
Sam and Matt return from their winter break to discuss Matt’s recent car troubles during Happy Hour. Anheuser-Busch and Keurig team up to try and create a “Beerig” in Stupid/Drunken News. And of course, our favorite part of every show, What’s On Tap, where we review beer and spirits for your listening, and our tasting, pleasure. This episode, I review Snowshoe Brewing’s Lodgepole IPA, while … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 6: Matt Get Into A Car Accident…TWICE
The tradition is officially a tradition! Sam and Matt are back to discuss all of the things they hate for 2016 in their 2nd annual Hatesgiving Day Parade! What returning television show has Matt up in arms? A certain tire company has raised Sam’s ire. And why DO people feel compelled to knock on the bathroom door when it is closed and the light is … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 5: The 2nd Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade
Sam and Matt review beer from Sierra Nevada out of Chico, California and Rogue Ales from Newport, Oregon. Sam’s worlds collide as his OTHER podcast host, Chris Cullen, joins us for “Happy Hour” to discuss his show, “Perfectville”, being a part of radio history with Dan LeBatard during the “Tim Hardaway Incident”, performing Improv comedy and his role as a “Thrillcaster” for Carowinds Theme Parks. … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 4: Perfectville’s Chris Cullen
The next President Of The United States will be elected on November 8th. But given the choices, Matt Somerville and Sam Marcoux figured it was best to give their audience a TRUE third option. The boys run down what they would do if they were President. Everything from exploding cars, to healthy junk food and finally getting their hover boards that movies promised to them … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 3: If We Were President
Comedian David Lew joins the show to talk about his decade long run in stand-up comedy, his never ending fight against cancer, and how getting scammed out of $80, was the best money he ever spent. David suffers from a rare type of cancer that isn’t curable. Having been diagnosed officially in 2014, David discusses how he was unofficially told he had it in 2012 … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 2: Comedian David Lew
Predictably Drunk is back! Season three of the popular podcast kicks off with a familiar face as Comedian and Reality TV Star, Steph Garcia re-joins the show to talk about her new show on The Food Network, Worst Bakers In America, (debuting Sunday, October 2nd), her big show at the Roseville Theatre on Saturday, October 15th and why she has decided to quit Facebook for … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 1: Comedian/Reality TV Star: Steph Garcia
Sam and Matt return in an EPIC podcast that discusses the best and worst movies of Steven Spielberg’s illustrious career. From reviving dinosaurs in the 1990’s to setting back race relations in the 1970’s, Mr. Spielberg has had quite the career. Known primarily for his amazing films, many people don’t realize how crap-tastic some of Steven’s movies are and were. Matt unravels his knowledge of … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Best And Worst Movies Of Steven Spielberg
Noah Gain from the “Shane & Gain Podcast” sits down with Sam at Cobb’s Comedy Club in San Francisco to discuss Noah’s start in comedy, his infertility discovery and the green room faux pas that caused him to get the nickname, “D’Angelo”. Plus, Jeff Koenig delivers awful pick up lines and both he and Noah reveal how they are victims of a fellow comedian. Plus, … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: “The Silly Goose” Noah Gain
The Tommy Lama joins the show from The Laugh Factory in Las Vegas, Nevada to talk about his previously wasted life, his ideas to help unionize the Nudie Card Slappers of America and explain the benefits of gun violence. The Tommy Lama can be seen, enlightening the masses at The Laugh Factory inside the Tropicana Hotel and Casino on The Strip in Las Vegas, Thursday … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Tommy Lama
Professional Wrestler and Stand-Up Comedian, Mikey G (AKA Sea Bass) joined the show to explain his recent arrest in St. Louis at The Funny Bone. During this leg of his national comedy tour, the Cotton Mouth Comedy Tour, Mikey found himself in his hometown of St. Louis, Missouri. While headlining the local comedy club for friends, family and fans, an incident broke out that ended … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Arrest Of Mikey G
This week Sam and Matt discuss the best and worst movies of Hollywood Director, Quentin Tarantino. From groundbreaking films to forgettable westerns, the world famous movie maker has dipped his toes into many movie genres with varying degrees of success. Find out what hit film of his made it on the worst list! Plus, the guys review the beers “Optimator” by Spaten and “9 To … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Best And Worst Movies Of Quentin Tarantino
In a jam packed show, Matt and Sam talk about the podcast’s new logo, Matt’s recent diaper party where Sam was late and failed to bring diapers. Additionally, the boys talk about the recent controversy about the gorilla being shot at the zoo. Plus, Matt goes to “Trivia Night” on purpose and Sam’s friend almost gets blown to smithereens by a bomb. Follow … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Diaper Parties, Gorilla Shootings and Building Bombs
Sam and Matt trade drunken stories of yesteryear. From throwing up in taxi cabs, to peeing in bushes. And which one of the two of them jumped out of a hotel window without ever spilling a drop of his beer? Find out in this week’s episode of Predictably Drunk: Smart People Talking About Stupid Things. Follow Predictably Drunk on Instagram @Predictably Drunk, on Facebook @Predictably … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Drunken Storytelling: The Sequel
Matt discusses his road rage issues from yesteryear and swears that he has changed his ways, while sharing stories that clearly shoe that he has not. Additionally, Sam reveals that he one got into a road rage victim that involved high speeds, barbecue beef sandwiches and little kids. Plus, Sam hates the 555 area code that is used in movies, Matt forgets that our announcer, … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Drunken Road Rage
Sam is on the road…literally. Recording from his car with fellow comedian, Pete Munoz, Predictably Drunk is driving to it’s latest gig and talking to Pete about his start in comedy, being a Spurs fan living in Warriors country, the strangest comedy gigs he has ever gotten and his propensity to fight with his comedy brethren on social media. The San Jose born and raised … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: On The Road with Pete Munoz
Mario The Butcher sits down to talk to Sam before a recent comedy show. An extremely honest and candid interview where Mario talks about his struggles with drinking, the hardest part about being homeless and getting in trouble in the military. We also discuss his successful comedy career, getting out of speeding tickets and of course, having the coolest nickname ever. Follow Mario on Twitter … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Mario The Butcher
Predictably Drunk has reached 50 episodes! And what better way to celebrate this minor achievement than to make you listen to some of the highlights from the first 49, right? Right. From musical guests to porn stars and a ton of comics, the podcast has been a lot of fun to produce, and listen to. Follow Predictably Drunk on Instagram @ PredictablyDrunk Get the entire catalog … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The 50th Episode Drunkstravaganza!
Sam and Matt discuss some of the unwritten rules of comedy. In other word,s the nonsense rules that people are too lazy to write down and post somewhere in the club for aspiring comedians to read and learn. Listen and learn what the number one unwritten rule of comedy is, and how to easily avoid it. Plus, if you think running the light isn’t a … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Unwritten Rules Of Comedy
Sam returns from being on the road for comedy and discusses his recent gigs in Reno, Lake Tahoe, San Luis Obispo, and Sunnyvale as part of Rooster T. Feathers’ annual comedy competition. In addition, Matt joins in to discuss his recent back troubles that include slipped discs in his back that will require surgery. Plus, the show welcomes it’s official announcer, Ross Baker, to the … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Drunken Reno, Bad Backs and Introducing Ross Baker
Ellis Rodriguez sits down with Sam in the green room of Tommy T’s before the Predictably Drunk Comedy All-Stars to discuss a myriad of topics. From the positives and negatives of being a good looking guy in comedy, to sharing how to pull pranks properly in the military, and even being so funny, that you make an audience member poop themselves, Ellis holds nothing back. … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Comedian Ellis Rodriguez
Sam and Matt discuss the WORST fast food restaurant chains around. From disappointing pizza parlors, to bland, over hyped California staples, and even the restaurants that are guaranteed to give you splatter ass upon consumption of their product, we explore the worst of the worst to save your arteries and butt holes from exploding. Plus, Sam is deathly ill and has a ruptured ear drum … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Worst Fast Food Restaurants
Predictably Drunk’s birthday is here! The podcast turns one this week and to celebrate, both Sam AND Matt have huge announcements to share with the audience. Additionally, Sam realizes just how old he is getting as he experiences his first three-day hangover and gets his ass verbally handed to him by a punk kid on the street. Plus, Matt hates a famous comedian and drinks … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Podcast Birthday, Huge Announcements and Getting Old
Sam and Matt trade drunken stories of their past. Which one of us has a propensity for stripping down to our boxers and walking around in public? Was it Sam or Matt that had a naked man throw up all over them? Plus, drunken time traveling, random photos of people in our phone and Matt has an abundance of broken clocks in his home. Follow … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Drunken Story Telling
Sam discusses being recognized by people from his professional wrestling days while doing comedy. Additionally, Sam discusses the weirdest things that have happened to him once he has been recognized by fans on the street. Matt reminisces about his high school backyard wrestling federation and how he almost accidentally killed his friend by throwing him off the roof of his house. Sam also gives tips … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Pro Wrestling Stories
Sam and Matt discuss the overabundance of social networking on the Internet. From Facebook, to Twitter, to Instagram and every other online gathering spot, the boys discuss the ridiculousness of it all, as well as the necessity for it’s existence. In addition, Matt randomly starts bleeding for no apparent reason and Sam recalls getting the bubble guts from insanely hot salsa recently while … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Social Media Terrorism
Sam and Matt take on the ultimate nerd debate and finally settle which franchise is better: Star Wars or Star Trek? Plus, Matt talks about going to film festivals, Sam mocks Matt’s musical tastes and of course, beer. Lots and lots of beer. Follow Sam on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. You can also visit his website at http://www.SamMarcoux.com for all of his comedy dates. Follow Predictably Drunk: The Podcast on … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Star Wars VS. Star Trek
2015 is coming to an end, but not before one last episode of Predictably Drunk is brewed! Sam discusses his recent troubles with a certain corporate pizza chain, getting his bank accounts hacked and experiencing his first Comedy Roast Battle, which is the new, hot trend in stand-up comedy. In addition, Sam introduces his new, permanent co-host in what might be, the least amount of … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Pizza Hut, Identity Theft and Comedy Roast Battles
The latest episode of Predictably Drunk sees Sam and Matt Somerville discussing the WORST HOLIDAY MOVIES EVER. From snowmen that come alive due to a magical harmonica, to Santa Claus reuniting with his brother, and yes, even Arnold himself, chasing down a Turbo Man for his kid, the Holidays bring us goodwill, cheer, and awful, awful movies. Find out which Christmas Clunkers made the … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Worst Holiday Movies with Matt Somerville
Predictably Drunk’s Hollywood Insider, Matt Somerville, and Medical Expert, Steve Curry re-join the podcast to discuss everything that we hated in 2015. From movie popcorn, to the movie, “Frozen,” and even testicles, no angry stone goes un-turned as the three childhood friends lash out during the happiest time of the year. Catch Sam Marcoux at: http://www.twitter.com/Tigerclawmedy http://www.Instagram.com/PredictablyDrunk http://www.SamMarcoux.com http://www.PredictablyDrunk.com Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Hatesgiving Day Parade
It’s Sam’s birthday! And he chose to spend it with all of you! Actually, he is sitting in his studio ranting and raving like a lunatic about having to save his daughter’s dumb fish from killing themselves, laughing maniacally about fellow Comic, Chris Storin emasculating a heckler and saying goodbye to Playboy Magazine as it announces it’s suicide letter by stating that they will … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Hecklers, Goldfish and The Death of Playboy Magazine
On this episode of Predictably Drunk, find out why Jeff dresses up to go to work everyday, despite not having a job, hear some of the jokes that have gotten Jeff into hot water with comedy club owners throughout the San Francisco Bay Area, and why the human cockroach was given the nickname, “Stranger Danger.” Oh, and Jeremy Curry drunkenly sits in to offer his … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Adventures of Sloth and Stranger Danger (Jeremy Curry and Jeff Koenig)
After a three week hiatus, Sam returns to explain his whereabouts, announce some tour dates and talk shit about Donald Trump, Ben Carson and the rest of the Republican Presidential idiots. Plus, a new logo for the show, which looks remarkably like the old one! Follow Sam on: Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/Tigerclawmedy Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/sam.marcoux Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/predictablydrunk http://www.SamMarcoux.com Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Sam Is Missing and the Republican Presidential Candidates
Chelsea Bearce sat down with Sam in the green room at Cobbs Comedy Club in San Francisco to discuss how she got started in comedy, growing up as a mixed race child and of course, her big boobs. Chelsea discusses growing up in the bay area, breaking into the comedy scene in L.A., and honing her craft in New York City before moving back to … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Chelsea Bearce
Stand-Up Comedian Matt Gubser joined Sam in studio this episode to discuss his upcoming comedy special, life as a comedian, life as a father of three girls, and quite possibly the most disturbing story involving children’s bodily fluids that you have heard in a long time. With his mellow personality and razor sharp wit, Matt’s comedy relentlessly challenges a spectrum of social conventions including politics, … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Comedian Matt Gubser
Adult Film Star Dave Pounder joins the podcast this week to talk about being in porn for over a decade. Find out how he got started, why he got out and what it is like be in clown porn. Dave also opens up about his most embarrassing moment in porn and how his porn career almost ended before it ever started due to a tactical … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Pornstar Dave Pounder and Saying Goodbye to Jimmy Gunn
Comedian Sam Meeker joined me in studio to talk about wedding invitation etiquette, the recent Hulk Hogan controversy and growing up in the rough city of Richmond, California. Sam Meeker also discuss how he got started in comedy, the struggles of producing comedy shows and the joys of getting into firework fights with his friends growing up. Additionally, Sam Meeker discusses the struggle of deciding … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Hulk Hogan, Firework Fights and Sam Meeker
Sam met fellow podcaster Jaye Williams from In The Galaxy Podcast fame and gives his thoughts on meeting someone in person for the first time. Plus, Sam goes off on ESPN’s award show, The Espys, Caitlyn Jenner and more. Twitter: @Tigerclawmedy Facebook: sam.marcoux Instagram: @predictablydrunk Tumblr: predictablydrunk.tumblr.com http://www.sammarcoux.com Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Caitlyn Jenner, The Espys, Jaye Williams and more
Sam reveals which comedian friend of his can’t handle his liquor…or salad after a show at The Sacramento Punchline. In addition, Sam got his ass kicked AGAIN by his two year old daughter, and this time, the damage may be permanent. Plus, new stand-up tour dates are announced, as well as some, shall we say, interesting guests coming up on the podcast (hint: it rhymes … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Inebriated Comedians, Toddler Aged Ass-Kickers and Television
Blogger and Humorist, Christopher Pilny joined the show tonight and did not disappoint. The Rhode Island native explains trying to become a Country Music Singer despite not knowing how to sing, his time working as a straight male at Victoria’s Secret and of course, his development of man boobs. In addition, Christopher shares the story of how he pooped his pants his first day of college … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Man Boobs, Pants Pooping and Christopher Pilny
Did you know that IPAs are a chick drink? Neither did I until stunning new evidence emerged laying out the disturbing side effects of long term consumption of our favorite hoppy beverage. Plus, award winning musician Ed Roman stops by to discuss his father being knighted in France for being a good wine drinker, technologies effect on music, his time spent in Jamaica doing humanitarian … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Farewell to IPAs and Musician Ed Roman
Jaye Williams from the “In The Galaxy Podcast,” joined Sam to countdown the top five greatest American rock bands of all time. Using their own sets of criteria, Sam and Jaye agree, and sometimes agree to disagree about what bands personify the USofA. Did your favorite band make the list? Where does Nirvana land? Does Gun N’ Roses make the cut? And who will make … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Greatest AMERICAN Rock Band Discussion with Jaye Williams
Sam recaps a torrid week of comedy on the road, where he performed six shows in seven nights, got fired by a promoter, met a childhood icon, was admonished by a local news station for disrupting their broadcast and more. Plus the Best Worst Joke of the Week, some quick stories about drinking too much Everclear and some praise for fellow comedian, Kabir Singh, as … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Road Tripping in Reno
Michael Gilkison swung by the studio and sat down to discuss his own podcast, In The Galaxy, as well as stand up comedy, Youtube, growing up in Kentucky and of course, tequila shots while playing Drinko. Plus, Sam discuss what form of entertainment he likes performing the best, breaks some news about Ellen DeGeneres and of course, the BEST WORST JOKE OF THE WEEK! … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Tequila, Youtube and Drinko
Sam rides solo this week as his scheduled guest no showed twice which is appropriate given the week he had. From busted pants to spilled beer and everything else, in between. Sam also discusses his favorite India Pale Ales on the planet, disses the east coast in honor of Tupac Shakur and plugs his next comedy gig, Thursday, April 30th at Tommy T’s in Pleasanton, … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Bad Days and IPAs
Matt Somerville returns to discuss a myriad of topics, including: child poop, naked baseball players, Bazooka Joe and Big League Chew gum, hazing in high school and of course, movies. Plus, the Best Worst Joke of The Week returns and Sam openly admits to whoring himself out for any and all sponsors of the show. http://www.SamMarcoux.com http://www.facebook/com/sam.marcoux http://www.twitter.com/TigerClawmedy http://www.Instagram.com/PredictablyDrunk Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Baby Poop, Naked Baseball Players and Gum
Predictably Drunk welcomes Matt Somerville as the guest this week in an extended version of the show. Matt discusses working with Dane Cook, Harrison Ford, Halle Berry and many others of the Hollywood Elite. He also shares a hilarious story about meeting and working with Keanu Reeves. Sam rants about the systemic problem of comedians, and shares his list of Hollywood starlets that he would … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: A Canadian in Hollywood, Matt Somerville
Comedian/Musician Phil Johnson is this week’s guest. The comedy songwriter talks about wanting to be a physicist growing up, his third comedy album “Pretty From The Back,” how long it has been since he has cut his hair (decades) and becomes Sam’s personal hero once they discuss Phil’s girlfriend. Phil also serenades us with a song off of his new special. Plus, Sam bashes a … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Phil Me Up, Before You Go Go (Phil Johnson)
Wrestlemania 31 is in the books, and Sam and Steve talk about the results, as well as the weirdness of wrestling fans, how hot the sun is and making friends with ‘roided out bodybuilders for the sake of their own safety. http://www.SamMarcoux.com http://www.twitter.com/TigerClawmedy Subscribe on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/predictably-drunk-podcast/id964905672?mt=2 Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Wrestlemania 31 Edition
#PredictablyDrunk’s host, Sam Marcoux has his best friend of 21 years sit down and discuss his life as a Paramedic, as well as predicting the outcome of the main event for Wrestlemania 31. Also discussed is why he continues to play video games despite being an adult, and the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to him in the medical field (warning: graphic) http://www.SamMarcoux.com … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: SteveAMania 1
A MAGNUM edition of the podcast as Comedian Frankie Marcos sits down and discusses virtually everything for an hour with Sam. From how he got his start in comedy, to his New York City debut, to racial jokes and finally settling the lawsuit debate between two major California breweries with a good old fashion taste test and a LOT more. Sam discusses the horrors of … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Go Frank Yourself! (Comedian Frankie Marcos)
A LIVE recording on stage at The Comedy U Show at Anna O’Brien’s in Honolulu, Hawaii with special guest, Comedian Patrick Tyrrell. Patrick and Sam the Hawaii comedy scene, his work to raise funds for pediatric cancer, Sam ponders who designed the layout of Honolulu as a city (no parking!) and Patrick fixes the New York Yankees while Sam tears the San Francisco Giants and … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Hawaiirishman, Patrick Tyrrell
Comedian Jeremy Curry came by again to discuss a myriad of topics. In this episode, he fixes the Los Angeles Lakers, trashes the San Francisco 49ers, Miami Dolphins AND my sister. He also shares the story of fellow comic, Charles Kelly’s infamous Los Angeles “riot,” that he started. Check out Jeremy on March 6th and March 7th at the Bella Ultra Lounge in Oakland, CA. … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Fourth Is With Jeremy Curry
Stand-Up Comedian, Jeremy Curry sits down with Sam in the #PredictablyDrunk studios to discuss his start in comedy, what he loves and hates about it, and where he sees himself going with it in 2015. They also discuss sports, how they met, and attempt to try and set a record for the loudest laugh ever recorded. Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Third One with Jeremy Curry
#PredictablyDrunk has officially shed its webcast skin and morphed into a disgusting, audio night moth. The first episode is up and running. Sam discusses the reasoning behind starting this venture, as well as why his real name sucks, why changing his name made it worse, and why guys love telling drunken stories about themselves, even if it shows them in a negative light. Plus, the … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The First One
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