Tag: Sam Marcoux
Bio
From bachelorhood to fatherhood and everything in between, Sam Marcoux takes to stages throughout the country to turn every day issues into side splitting hilarity. His uniquely aggressive style and take-no-priosoners attitude has earned him the nickname, “The Enforcer”, from fellow comics, bookers and producers. Sam has headlined and featured at venues all over the western United States and has worked with comedy icons such … Continue reading Bio
The Five Worst Bags Of Chips On Planet Earth
Food is awesome. But some foods are not awesome. The following is a list of the less than stellar bags of chips I have had the displeasure of trying. 5: Lay’s Original BBQ Too much flavoring and way too greasy. Grabbing a handful of chips out of the bag shouldn’t feel like you shoved your hand up a pig’s ass and parading it around like a … Continue reading The Five Worst Bags Of Chips On Planet Earth
Contact/Booking Information
BOOKINGS: To book Sam Marcoux for comedy shows, corporate gigs, private parties and show appearances: E-mail: Samisneat10@gmail.com SOCIAL MEDIA: Friend Sam on Facebook: Sam Marcoux Follow Sam on Twitter: Tigerclawmedy Subscribe on Youtube: Samson1013 Join Sam on Instagram: Samisneat Continue reading Contact/Booking Information
Stand Up Comedy Clips
Season 3 Episode 7: Abel Jaramillo Runs Over A Guy
Comedian Abel Jaramillo returns to the show to discuss an incident that happened in his early 20’s that involved him hitting a pedestrian on the freeway, a dead body, and him having to eventually turn himself in to the authorities. Listen during Happy Hour to hear the entire, crazy story. In Stupid/Drunken News we meet a Maryland man who had a four hour standoff with police after … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 7: Abel Jaramillo Runs Over A Guy
Season 3 Episode 6: Matt Get Into A Car Accident…TWICE
Sam and Matt return from their winter break to discuss Matt’s recent car troubles during Happy Hour. Anheuser-Busch and Keurig team up to try and create a “Beerig” in Stupid/Drunken News. And of course, our favorite part of every show, What’s On Tap, where we review beer and spirits for your listening, and our tasting, pleasure. This episode, I review Snowshoe Brewing’s Lodgepole IPA, while … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 6: Matt Get Into A Car Accident…TWICE
Season 3 Episode 5: The 2nd Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade
The tradition is officially a tradition! Sam and Matt are back to discuss all of the things they hate for 2016 in their 2nd annual Hatesgiving Day Parade! What returning television show has Matt up in arms? A certain tire company has raised Sam’s ire. And why DO people feel compelled to knock on the bathroom door when it is closed and the light is … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 5: The 2nd Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade
Season 3 Episode 4: Perfectville’s Chris Cullen
Sam and Matt review beer from Sierra Nevada out of Chico, California and Rogue Ales from Newport, Oregon. Sam’s worlds collide as his OTHER podcast host, Chris Cullen, joins us for “Happy Hour” to discuss his show, “Perfectville”, being a part of radio history with Dan LeBatard during the “Tim Hardaway Incident”, performing Improv comedy and his role as a “Thrillcaster” for Carowinds Theme Parks. … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 4: Perfectville’s Chris Cullen
Season 3 Episode 3: If We Were President
The next President Of The United States will be elected on November 8th. But given the choices, Matt Somerville and Sam Marcoux figured it was best to give their audience a TRUE third option. The boys run down what they would do if they were President. Everything from exploding cars, to healthy junk food and finally getting their hover boards that movies promised to them … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 3: If We Were President
Season 3 Episode 2: Comedian David Lew
Comedian David Lew joins the show to talk about his decade long run in stand-up comedy, his never ending fight against cancer, and how getting scammed out of $80, was the best money he ever spent. David suffers from a rare type of cancer that isn’t curable. Having been diagnosed officially in 2014, David discusses how he was unofficially told he had it in 2012 … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 2: Comedian David Lew
Season 3 Episode 1: Comedian/Reality TV Star: Steph Garcia
Predictably Drunk is back! Season three of the popular podcast kicks off with a familiar face as Comedian and Reality TV Star, Steph Garcia re-joins the show to talk about her new show on The Food Network, Worst Bakers In America, (debuting Sunday, October 2nd), her big show at the Roseville Theatre on Saturday, October 15th and why she has decided to quit Facebook for … Continue reading Season 3 Episode 1: Comedian/Reality TV Star: Steph Garcia
Predictably Drunk: The Best And Worst Movies Of Steven Spielberg
Sam and Matt return in an EPIC podcast that discusses the best and worst movies of Steven Spielberg’s illustrious career. From reviving dinosaurs in the 1990’s to setting back race relations in the 1970’s, Mr. Spielberg has had quite the career. Known primarily for his amazing films, many people don’t realize how crap-tastic some of Steven’s movies are and were. Matt unravels his knowledge of … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Best And Worst Movies Of Steven Spielberg
Predictably Drunk: “The Silly Goose” Noah Gain
Noah Gain from the “Shane & Gain Podcast” sits down with Sam at Cobb’s Comedy Club in San Francisco to discuss Noah’s start in comedy, his infertility discovery and the green room faux pas that caused him to get the nickname, “D’Angelo”. Plus, Jeff Koenig delivers awful pick up lines and both he and Noah reveal how they are victims of a fellow comedian. Plus, … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: “The Silly Goose” Noah Gain
Predictably Drunk: The Tommy Lama
The Tommy Lama joins the show from The Laugh Factory in Las Vegas, Nevada to talk about his previously wasted life, his ideas to help unionize the Nudie Card Slappers of America and explain the benefits of gun violence. The Tommy Lama can be seen, enlightening the masses at The Laugh Factory inside the Tropicana Hotel and Casino on The Strip in Las Vegas, Thursday … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Tommy Lama
Predictably Drunk: The Arrest Of Mikey G
Professional Wrestler and Stand-Up Comedian, Mikey G (AKA Sea Bass) joined the show to explain his recent arrest in St. Louis at The Funny Bone. During this leg of his national comedy tour, the Cotton Mouth Comedy Tour, Mikey found himself in his hometown of St. Louis, Missouri. While headlining the local comedy club for friends, family and fans, an incident broke out that ended … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Arrest Of Mikey G
Predictably Drunk: The Best And Worst Movies Of Quentin Tarantino
This week Sam and Matt discuss the best and worst movies of Hollywood Director, Quentin Tarantino. From groundbreaking films to forgettable westerns, the world famous movie maker has dipped his toes into many movie genres with varying degrees of success. Find out what hit film of his made it on the worst list! Plus, the guys review the beers “Optimator” by Spaten and “9 To … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Best And Worst Movies Of Quentin Tarantino
Episode Three: Noah’s fARCe
Kabir discusses the recent dumbassery of his friend, and aspiring comic/idiot, Noah Gain. Plus, Jeremy reveals what song he sings to Jeff every morning. Continue reading Episode Three: Noah’s fARCe
Predictably Drunk: Drunken Storytelling: The Sequel
Sam and Matt trade drunken stories of yesteryear. From throwing up in taxi cabs, to peeing in bushes. And which one of the two of them jumped out of a hotel window without ever spilling a drop of his beer? Find out in this week’s episode of Predictably Drunk: Smart People Talking About Stupid Things. Follow Predictably Drunk on Instagram @Predictably Drunk, on Facebook @Predictably … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Drunken Storytelling: The Sequel
3 Idiots Podcast: Episode Two
Kabir SIngh, Jeremy Curry and Jeff Koenig sit down to discuss the Golden State Warriors losing to The Oklahoma City Thunder, as well as Jeff’s love life. Plus, we find out what Jeff wanted to be growing up and how he lit a fence on fire using a water gun. Special appearance by Sam Marcoux Continue reading 3 Idiots Podcast: Episode Two
Predictably Drunk: On The Road with Pete Munoz
Sam is on the road…literally. Recording from his car with fellow comedian, Pete Munoz, Predictably Drunk is driving to it’s latest gig and talking to Pete about his start in comedy, being a Spurs fan living in Warriors country, the strangest comedy gigs he has ever gotten and his propensity to fight with his comedy brethren on social media. The San Jose born and raised … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: On The Road with Pete Munoz
Predictably Drunk: Mario The Butcher
Mario The Butcher sits down to talk to Sam before a recent comedy show. An extremely honest and candid interview where Mario talks about his struggles with drinking, the hardest part about being homeless and getting in trouble in the military. We also discuss his successful comedy career, getting out of speeding tickets and of course, having the coolest nickname ever. Follow Mario on Twitter … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Mario The Butcher
Predictably Drunk: Unwritten Rules Of Comedy
Sam and Matt discuss some of the unwritten rules of comedy. In other word,s the nonsense rules that people are too lazy to write down and post somewhere in the club for aspiring comedians to read and learn. Listen and learn what the number one unwritten rule of comedy is, and how to easily avoid it. Plus, if you think running the light isn’t a … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Unwritten Rules Of Comedy
Predictably Drunk: Drunken Reno, Bad Backs and Introducing Ross Baker
Sam returns from being on the road for comedy and discusses his recent gigs in Reno, Lake Tahoe, San Luis Obispo, and Sunnyvale as part of Rooster T. Feathers’ annual comedy competition. In addition, Matt joins in to discuss his recent back troubles that include slipped discs in his back that will require surgery. Plus, the show welcomes it’s official announcer, Ross Baker, to the … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Drunken Reno, Bad Backs and Introducing Ross Baker
Predictably Drunk: Comedian Ellis Rodriguez
Ellis Rodriguez sits down with Sam in the green room of Tommy T’s before the Predictably Drunk Comedy All-Stars to discuss a myriad of topics. From the positives and negatives of being a good looking guy in comedy, to sharing how to pull pranks properly in the military, and even being so funny, that you make an audience member poop themselves, Ellis holds nothing back. … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Comedian Ellis Rodriguez
Predictably Drunk: Comic Book Artist Jon Bolerjack
Sam is drunk and on the road for comedy, so Matt interviews ComicCon Exhibitor and artist, Jon Bolerjack. Jon is a former Production Artist at DC Comics, and Inker at Wildstorm, as well as Aspen Comics. He is currently working with Stan Lee (yes THAT Stan Lee) on a video project in addition to selling his unique brand of art online, and at comic book … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Comic Book Artist Jon Bolerjack
Predictably Drunk: Worst Fast Food Restaurants
Sam and Matt discuss the WORST fast food restaurant chains around. From disappointing pizza parlors, to bland, over hyped California staples, and even the restaurants that are guaranteed to give you splatter ass upon consumption of their product, we explore the worst of the worst to save your arteries and butt holes from exploding. Plus, Sam is deathly ill and has a ruptured ear drum … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Worst Fast Food Restaurants
Predictably Drunk: Alternate Podcast Names
In one of the best podcasts to date, Sam and Matt discuss the hardships of getting sponsors and endorsement deals for the show because of the word “drunk,” in the title. To remedy that, they spit ball some alternate names for the show to try and appeal to advertisers as a whole. The results are hilarious and disturbing. Plus, Matt drinks a non-Oregon beer, Sam … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Alternate Podcast Names
Predictably Drunk: Podcast Birthday, Huge Announcements and Getting Old
Predictably Drunk’s birthday is here! The podcast turns one this week and to celebrate, both Sam AND Matt have huge announcements to share with the audience. Additionally, Sam realizes just how old he is getting as he experiences his first three-day hangover and gets his ass verbally handed to him by a punk kid on the street. Plus, Matt hates a famous comedian and drinks … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Podcast Birthday, Huge Announcements and Getting Old
Predictably Drunk: Drunken Story Telling
Sam and Matt trade drunken stories of their past. Which one of us has a propensity for stripping down to our boxers and walking around in public? Was it Sam or Matt that had a naked man throw up all over them? Plus, drunken time traveling, random photos of people in our phone and Matt has an abundance of broken clocks in his home. Follow … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Drunken Story Telling
Predictably Drunk: The Pro Wrestling Stories
Sam discusses being recognized by people from his professional wrestling days while doing comedy. Additionally, Sam discusses the weirdest things that have happened to him once he has been recognized by fans on the street. Matt reminisces about his high school backyard wrestling federation and how he almost accidentally killed his friend by throwing him off the roof of his house. Sam also gives tips … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Pro Wrestling Stories
Predictably Drunk: Social Media Terrorism
Sam and Matt discuss the overabundance of social networking on the Internet. From Facebook, to Twitter, to Instagram and every other online gathering spot, the boys discuss the ridiculousness of it all, as well as the necessity for it’s existence. In addition, Matt randomly starts bleeding for no apparent reason and Sam recalls getting the bubble guts from insanely hot salsa recently while … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Social Media Terrorism
Predictably Drunk: Star Wars VS. Star Trek
Sam and Matt take on the ultimate nerd debate and finally settle which franchise is better: Star Wars or Star Trek? Plus, Matt talks about going to film festivals, Sam mocks Matt’s musical tastes and of course, beer. Lots and lots of beer. Follow Sam on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. You can also visit his website at http://www.SamMarcoux.com for all of his comedy dates. Follow Predictably Drunk: The Podcast on … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Star Wars VS. Star Trek
The Roast of Kabir “Kabeezy” Singh
Comedian Kabir “Kabeezy” Singh celebrated his 31st birthday on December 30th, 2015. As a gift, his comedy friends decided to hold a roast in his honor. Nothing was off limits, no one was spared. Roasters included: Sammy Obeid, Mario Montes, Bryant Hicks, Jeremy Curry, Jeff Koenig, Chelsea Bearce, D.J. Sandhu, Greg “G” Williams, Reggie Matthews, Nick Hanna, Priyanka Wali, Abel Jaramillo, Jonny Eller, and closed … Continue reading The Roast of Kabir “Kabeezy” Singh
Predictably Drunk: Pizza Hut, Identity Theft and Comedy Roast Battles
2015 is coming to an end, but not before one last episode of Predictably Drunk is brewed! Sam discusses his recent troubles with a certain corporate pizza chain, getting his bank accounts hacked and experiencing his first Comedy Roast Battle, which is the new, hot trend in stand-up comedy. In addition, Sam introduces his new, permanent co-host in what might be, the least amount of … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Pizza Hut, Identity Theft and Comedy Roast Battles
Starting A Podcast AKA So, You Have Decided To Talk To Yourself (Part One)
As the creator, editor, producer and host of the popular podcast, “Predictably Drunk”, I often get requests from people looking to start their own podcast, on how to get started. What equipment do they need, how do they upload it to iTunes and how long until they can retire from their day jobs do to the sheer amount of revenue your podcast will undoubtedly bring … Continue reading Starting A Podcast AKA So, You Have Decided To Talk To Yourself (Part One)
Predictably Drunk: Worst Holiday Movies with Matt Somerville
The latest episode of Predictably Drunk sees Sam and Matt Somerville discussing the WORST HOLIDAY MOVIES EVER. From snowmen that come alive due to a magical harmonica, to Santa Claus reuniting with his brother, and yes, even Arnold himself, chasing down a Turbo Man for his kid, the Holidays bring us goodwill, cheer, and awful, awful movies. Find out which Christmas Clunkers made the … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Worst Holiday Movies with Matt Somerville
Predictably Drunk: Hatesgiving Day Parade
Predictably Drunk’s Hollywood Insider, Matt Somerville, and Medical Expert, Steve Curry re-join the podcast to discuss everything that we hated in 2015. From movie popcorn, to the movie, “Frozen,” and even testicles, no angry stone goes un-turned as the three childhood friends lash out during the happiest time of the year. Catch Sam Marcoux at: http://www.twitter.com/Tigerclawmedy http://www.Instagram.com/PredictablyDrunk http://www.SamMarcoux.com http://www.PredictablyDrunk.com Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Hatesgiving Day Parade
Predictably Drunk: Road Trippin to San Diego, Fighting in Restaurants and More
Sam returns to discuss road trippin’ with Kabir Singh and Jeff Koenig down to San Diego. The two of them got into a fight at a local restaurant in the middle of the night, while Sam continued to eat everyone’s food until all three got kicked out. In addition, Sam’s biological father tried to make contact with him, too. The results did not go as … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Road Trippin to San Diego, Fighting in Restaurants and More
Predictably Drunk: The Zombie Pub Crawl in Reno
Predictably Drunk is back with a new episode recapping the recent Reno, Nevada trip. Sam talks about experiencing Reno during the MASSIVE Zombie Pub Crawl that was going on. Additionally, Sam discusses the time warp that is Carson City and avoids breaking up a fight between a hipster and a dead cowboy in the lobby of the comedy club after his show. Follow Sam … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Zombie Pub Crawl in Reno
Predictably Drunk: Hecklers, Goldfish and The Death of Playboy Magazine
It’s Sam’s birthday! And he chose to spend it with all of you! Actually, he is sitting in his studio ranting and raving like a lunatic about having to save his daughter’s dumb fish from killing themselves, laughing maniacally about fellow Comic, Chris Storin emasculating a heckler and saying goodbye to Playboy Magazine as it announces it’s suicide letter by stating that they will … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Hecklers, Goldfish and The Death of Playboy Magazine
Predictably Drunk: The Adventures of Sloth and Stranger Danger (Jeremy Curry and Jeff Koenig)
On this episode of Predictably Drunk, find out why Jeff dresses up to go to work everyday, despite not having a job, hear some of the jokes that have gotten Jeff into hot water with comedy club owners throughout the San Francisco Bay Area, and why the human cockroach was given the nickname, “Stranger Danger.” Oh, and Jeremy Curry drunkenly sits in to offer his … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Adventures of Sloth and Stranger Danger (Jeremy Curry and Jeff Koenig)
Predictably Drunk: Sam Is Missing and the Republican Presidential Candidates
After a three week hiatus, Sam returns to explain his whereabouts, announce some tour dates and talk shit about Donald Trump, Ben Carson and the rest of the Republican Presidential idiots. Plus, a new logo for the show, which looks remarkably like the old one! Follow Sam on: Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/Tigerclawmedy Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/sam.marcoux Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/predictablydrunk http://www.SamMarcoux.com Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Sam Is Missing and the Republican Presidential Candidates
Predictably Drunk: Chelsea Bearce
Chelsea Bearce sat down with Sam in the green room at Cobbs Comedy Club in San Francisco to discuss how she got started in comedy, growing up as a mixed race child and of course, her big boobs. Chelsea discusses growing up in the bay area, breaking into the comedy scene in L.A., and honing her craft in New York City before moving back to … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Chelsea Bearce
Predictably Drunk: Pornstar Dave Pounder and Saying Goodbye to Jimmy Gunn
Adult Film Star Dave Pounder joins the podcast this week to talk about being in porn for over a decade. Find out how he got started, why he got out and what it is like be in clown porn. Dave also opens up about his most embarrassing moment in porn and how his porn career almost ended before it ever started due to a tactical … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Pornstar Dave Pounder and Saying Goodbye to Jimmy Gunn
Predictably Drunk: Hulk Hogan, Firework Fights and Sam Meeker
Comedian Sam Meeker joined me in studio to talk about wedding invitation etiquette, the recent Hulk Hogan controversy and growing up in the rough city of Richmond, California. Sam Meeker also discuss how he got started in comedy, the struggles of producing comedy shows and the joys of getting into firework fights with his friends growing up. Additionally, Sam Meeker discusses the struggle of deciding … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Hulk Hogan, Firework Fights and Sam Meeker
The First Date Fart
Through all the years of my life, I have come to the conclusion that I am good for two things: Getting myself into awful situations, and living to tell about it. Some of these involve alcohol, some involve medications, but ALL of them include my general dumbassery which, far outweighs the effects of anything else. These are the stories. Don’t judge me. Not My Proudest … Continue reading The First Date Fart
Predictably Drunk: Inebriated Comedians, Toddler Aged Ass-Kickers and Television
Sam reveals which comedian friend of his can’t handle his liquor…or salad after a show at The Sacramento Punchline. In addition, Sam got his ass kicked AGAIN by his two year old daughter, and this time, the damage may be permanent. Plus, new stand-up tour dates are announced, as well as some, shall we say, interesting guests coming up on the podcast (hint: it rhymes … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Inebriated Comedians, Toddler Aged Ass-Kickers and Television
Predictably Drunk: Man Boobs, Pants Pooping and Christopher Pilny
Blogger and Humorist, Christopher Pilny joined the show tonight and did not disappoint. The Rhode Island native explains trying to become a Country Music Singer despite not knowing how to sing, his time working as a straight male at Victoria’s Secret and of course, his development of man boobs. In addition, Christopher shares the story of how he pooped his pants his first day of college … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Man Boobs, Pants Pooping and Christopher Pilny
Predictably Drunk: Farewell to IPAs and Musician Ed Roman
Did you know that IPAs are a chick drink? Neither did I until stunning new evidence emerged laying out the disturbing side effects of long term consumption of our favorite hoppy beverage. Plus, award winning musician Ed Roman stops by to discuss his father being knighted in France for being a good wine drinker, technologies effect on music, his time spent in Jamaica doing humanitarian … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Farewell to IPAs and Musician Ed Roman
Predictably Drunk: Road Tripping in Reno
Sam recaps a torrid week of comedy on the road, where he performed six shows in seven nights, got fired by a promoter, met a childhood icon, was admonished by a local news station for disrupting their broadcast and more. Plus the Best Worst Joke of the Week, some quick stories about drinking too much Everclear and some praise for fellow comedian, Kabir Singh, as … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Road Tripping in Reno
Predictably Drunk: Getting Robbed, Bad Sports Team Names, and The Greatest American Rock Band Debate
Sam is back after a week away due to getting robbed and talks all about it. Additionally, Tom Brady got suspended by the NFL, The New Orleans Pelicans might have the worst team name in sports and Sam poses the question to the audience of just who is the greatest American rock band ever? Plus, some new tour dates are announced with an EXTREME guest … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Getting Robbed, Bad Sports Team Names, and The Greatest American Rock Band Debate
Predictably Drunk: Tequila, Youtube and Drinko
Michael Gilkison swung by the studio and sat down to discuss his own podcast, In The Galaxy, as well as stand up comedy, Youtube, growing up in Kentucky and of course, tequila shots while playing Drinko. Plus, Sam discuss what form of entertainment he likes performing the best, breaks some news about Ellen DeGeneres and of course, the BEST WORST JOKE OF THE WEEK! … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Tequila, Youtube and Drinko
Predictably Drunk: Phil Me Up, Before You Go Go (Phil Johnson)
Comedian/Musician Phil Johnson is this week’s guest. The comedy songwriter talks about wanting to be a physicist growing up, his third comedy album “Pretty From The Back,” how long it has been since he has cut his hair (decades) and becomes Sam’s personal hero once they discuss Phil’s girlfriend. Phil also serenades us with a song off of his new special. Plus, Sam bashes a … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Phil Me Up, Before You Go Go (Phil Johnson)
Predictably Drunk: Abel Refuses To Leave So We Did Another One
Abel Jaramillo is back for a third consecutive appearance. He simply won’t leave! But since he is here, we discusses why he pukes before every set, how to deal with hecklers, The ridiculousness of B.J. Upton changing his name to Melvin and what I would need to do to get into Abel’s motorbike gang. Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Abel Refuses To Leave So We Did Another One

